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2013-03-10 15:40:56 by SpeedoSausage
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Follow me and watch me undress through my bedroom window while you're in that bush over there, whackin' it, probably.



Been doing shitty tests all this week and my worst ones are coming tomorrow and Friday. GIVE ME MORAL SUPPORT.

Also hopefully within the next week or so, my new Wacom 12wx will have arrived. For those of you kids not in the know, I've been doing everything with a mouse up to this point. Every fuckin frame of every animation done with a cheap, 5 dolla' mouse. Mmm. But now we're moving forward I GUESS. Tweaking the character designs a little before I can finally start working on my series. Or at least the first 5 episodes of it, there may be more if it does well. Until then I don't really know what to do with myself :/

I don't want my channel to be lacking new uploads while I work on the series, so I'm probably just going to be sticking to 30 seconds or less vids for my own channel from now on until at least these 5 episodes are done. Unless they're like REALLY, REALLY good 30 second shorts, I'll probably just be uploading them exclusively to YouTube. So if you don't see any new uploads from me in a while, now you know. I'M BUSY. The show looks a little gay for now but I guarantee you, its probably the funniest stuff I've wrote yet.

Also got ANOTHER project to focus on as well that will mean I'm doing even more intense animation coming up this year, oh, and I've got Final exams this summer. So this year is gonna' be pretty fuckin' stressful for me. Having to deal with contracts and taxes and crap now, I'm having my first taste of the "real world" and it tastes yucky! But oh well. Hopefully this animating malarcky turns out for the best. If not, you'll probably see me taking your orders in McDonalds until then. Greasy!

Oh, and another thing: CTRL+V!

I draw whatever you want (by whatever you want, I mean characters lol I can't fuckin' draw cars or buildings or shit like that. So characters from your favorite vidyagames, tv shows, animu, whatever, or your own original characters, I'll do 'em! For a price of course!
For a single character, the pricing goes:

Lineart only - $10
Lineart and colored - $15
Lineart, colored, and a background + additional photoshop touch-ups and effects - $20

PM me your commission request here, payment (USD) via my PayPal which I'll message you.

Here's a photograph of me taken by EpicFaceFist

School tests and R.I.P Mouse and other serious junk


o hey

2013-02-11 13:07:02 by SpeedoSausage

So my new Game Grumps toon is done, here she be! Thanks for the frontpage and junk!

Finished scripting the first 5 episodes of my Happy Hour series I've teased every so often, and I really can't wait to start animating it, it's gonna' be alot of fun. BUT I'm waiting on a new Wacom 12wx graphics tablet to come before I tackle it so maybe I'll make one or two more shorts before we wave goodbye to ol' mousey that made like the last 20+ animations of mine <3

Also I've decided I want to do a cool little art series based on viddygame girls because clearly I haven't drawn enough of those. I'm limiting myself to a trading card-sized canvas, and will probably deal with commissions this way too. OH GUESS I BETTER COPY/PASTE THAT HERE AGAIN:

I draw whatever you want (by whatever you want, I mean characters lol I can't fuckin' draw cars or buildings or shit like that. So characters from your favorite vidyagames, tv shows, animu, whatever, or your own original characters, I'll do 'em! For a price of course!
For a single character, the pricing goes:

Lineart only - $10
Lineart and colored - $15
Lineart, colored, and a background + additional photoshop touch-ups and effects - $20

PM me your commission request here, payment (USD) via my PayPal which I'll message you.

Peace out, niggz.

o hey



New toon on the way about Two Best Friends Play I think I dunno.
It's going to be "original", as in won't be using audio from any of the actual Game Grump episodes, and it's also gonna be my longest flash yet at around 2:30 mins so look forward to that.

And also, I still do commissions, yo:

I draw whatever you want (by whatever you want, I mean characters lol I can't fuckin' draw cars or buildings or shit like that. So characters from your favorite vidyagames, tv shows, animu, whatever, or your own original characters, I'll do 'em! For a price of course!

For a single character, the pricing goes:
Lineart only - $10
Lineart and colored - $15
Lineart, colored, and a background + additional photoshop touch-ups and effects - $20

PM me your commission request here, payment (USD) via my PayPal which I'll message you.

Here, have an Arin Hanson and a Jon Jafari before you go:

The Fantastical Adventures Of JonTron and Egoraptor + More commissionz


oops

2013-01-26 08:53:15 by SpeedoSausage
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i give this post "oops/10"

oops



[x] UPCOMING LIST OF ANIMATIONS [x]
1. Pacman Parody
2. A parody of another "big youtuber" in the vain of PleaseDiePie
3. Original short
4. ANUDDER original short thats sort of a sequel to the first, they're both really short (and shit) so probably won't be going up on NG
5. GAMEGRUMPS TOON OH OH OH
6. Begin working on my series

[x] I ALSO FUCKIN' TAKE ART COMMISSIONS!1!! [x]
I draw whatever you want (by whatever you want, I mean characters lol I can't fuckin' draw cars or buildings or shit like that. So characters from your favorite vidyagames, tv shows, animu, whatever, or your own original characters, I'll do 'em! For a price of course!

For a single character, the pricing goes:
Lineart only - $10
Lineart and colored - $15
Lineart, colored, and a background + additional photoshop touch-ups and effects - $20

PM me your commission request here, payment (USD) via my PayPal which I'll message you.

ALSO HERES A BUNCH OF PICS THAT GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF THE SHIT I SAID BUT IN VISUAL FORM I DUNNO I JUST FOUND THESE ON MY DESKTOP AND THREW EM TOGETHER ENJOY BYE

upcoming animations and drawings of boobies and the end



ok, so I know I'm really only popular for the toons as opposed to the junk I submit to the art portal, but whatevs. I've been asked to start doing commissions for a while, so if people genuinely want to me to do it, then... why not? So if you want me to draw anything - be it the veiny, grotesque, bulging type of characters or the shiny, wet-plasticky, giant breasted girl drawings, and you have a little extra cash on the side, why not ask!?

Firstly, specifications. Having a gander through my art on my profile, you can figure out that I'll probably most enjoy drawing proportionally-correct (ERM) girls. I'll still draw something like Sonic raping Knuckles in my over-the-top lumpy, veiny animation style if you want, but when it comes to art on NG, I just like to draw chicks and a majority of you guys like looking at chicks on NG so WAHAHA yeah. I tend to draw characters from videogames (particularly fighting games or something like League Of Legends, something where there's a wide variety of different designs) or anime, seeing as I tend to have a sort of anime influenced style, ESPECIALLY when it comes to drawing girls. If you wanted a character from like an American cartoon with a weird style like Powerpuff Girls or Dexters Lab (those chunky outlined ones with weird shapes etc), I'm not gonna' try and draw them exactly as they are but with their tits out, (I am cool 2 da max wit sunglasses) I'm gonna' try and redraw it entirely in my style. If you want me to draw an OC of yours or something, send me a referance pic, and even if you have a specific pose in mind for whoever you want me to draw, again send me a referance pic (even if its just a matchstick drawing made in MS Paint). Don't get TOO specific now in case I don't meet your standards, but yeah.

Funny, super violent shit with the likes of children cartoon characters is always a plus since thats pretty much how I started out, back in the ol' Tellietuhbeez/Dora The Expl-whore-r days.

When the pic is complete, I'll upload it to NG (if I'm comfortable doing that lol, if you requested some super hardcore bloody vaginal explosion furry orgy that I wound up drawing, doesn't mean I'm gonna' wanna' publicly show it off rofl) Oh, and no furry stuff. Or pony stuff. Or dickgirl stuff. Or gay stuff. Unless its all for humorous, not-actually-pornographic purposes then, maybe i dunno heh. Best introduction to commissions ever "I might draw ur shit but maybe not if ur gonna fap 2 it"

So now pricing:
A single character (line-art only, as in not-colored) is $10 - EXAMPLE
A single character colored is $15 - EXAMPLE
A single character colored PLUS background and additional touch-ups is $20 - EXAMPLE

So for a pic with like 3 people in it fully colored w. a background and touch-up is $50 (for the 3 characters ($45) and the additional $5 for BG) GET WOT IM SAYIN, FOOL.

Pics will all be around the same general size as the one linked to above, unless you want plenty of characters in it and any pose specifics/requirements then I'll change the size of the pic (AT NO XTRA COST!!!!!$$$$!11$$$) So yeah, I'll draw whoever you want, doing whatever you want ;) ;) ;) in whatever state of undress you want <3 ;) xoxox ;) ;) <3

So making more parody shorts, my own series and these commissions are what I plan to do in 2013. ENJOI $$$$$$

Send your commission requests through PM here and I'll try and get them done ASAP. Payment through PayPal, I'll send you my e-mail and additional details/answer queries via PM. COCK.


MERRY CHRISTMAS NEWGROUNDS, FROM SPEEDOSAUSAGE ROFL XOXOXOX

2012-12-24 18:32:52 by SpeedoSausage
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BIG POST AHOOOYYY

Firstly, most importantly - I made a new cartoon!!! You can watch it on YouTube below as well:

Subscribe too if ya want! Look, I'm saving you the trouble of having to click like twice to get to my channel, here u go pal!

So yeah, I made a Facebook fanpage recently, I'll be pretty much using that to post screenshots of cartoons I'm in the process of making, sharing things with ya that are actually worth you're fuckin' time (no "like dis page to help cure baby butt cancer it will cure the disease to get dis page 2 a million likes" type posts), maybe even share some unfinished videos and junk, we shall see in due time, my friends. So like it, I guess, to keep track of that stuff.

It's a Christmas miracle for me that PleaseDiePie has been doing so well! As well as getting the satisfying feeling that I'm not alone in hating his guts, I get a nice chuckle out of the "mature, well-thought-out" zero-star reviews (not tryin' to be a Cool To The Max Internet Troll here, I think anyone would heh) Another reason I'm glad is because its finally replaced Lollipop Chainsaw In A Nutshell as the "Best Of 2012" video in my All Movies section. Seriously, that vid was like the worst one I've ever made. Not kidding. Thats one of the vids that just leads people to post the "draw pr0nz" comment I get like 17 times a day.

Which brings me to my next point HEH (this post has been going on way too long already and theres more to go AAH) - I'm thinking of starting commissions. Would you be willing to pay a small, respectable fee for me to draw whatever you want? Then again, the "draw pr0nz" comments have kind of prepared for what most of these commission requests would be - as you can see I don't really object. I think simple 1-3 character pictures will suit me down to the ground, I tried to do a huge commission (right click, zoom in to see it at actual size) for Spazkid earlier in the year, but Flash crashed and totally corrupted the file when I got to the coloring stage, so I'd hate for that shit to happen again. If you guys think commissions would be fun, then I'll post proper details about it when my next FP-post comes around.

And finally, merry christmas and happy new year!!1!11!11 Really proud of all the shit I've achieved this year, submitted 17 (18 if you count the BeyBlade one which will hopefully be up soon) flashes to the portal and taken part in some way, shape or form in 5 more - and completing like 3 or 4 other flashes that are parts of collabs and are yet to be released! Amassed over 1900 fans here and over 40,000 subs on YT, shit's crazy. Even if like nearly all of them are from PleaseDiePie, I'm totally stoked all you guys think my shit is funny/sexy/retarded/whatever. Thank you guys. Here's to hoping 2013 will bring just as much joy!

oh...f.
Oh god.
I sound like a faggot. Shit. Fuck. bye



Some guy made a fanpage for me and sent me the link on youtube and he was like "gimme ur email and u can take control of it" and i was like "k" so i gave him my email but he took too long to respond so i just made my own one instead to get it over with rofl

HERE IT IS

I reluctantly make a Facebook fan page. LIKE IT LOL


be my fwend :(

2012-12-10 13:47:30 by SpeedoSausage

Fuck off. oh ya i maed dis 2

be my fwend :(