SpeedoSausage's News


School is fucking gay.
I could get these craptoons out on nearly a weekly basis but this one has taken nearly a month and I've only got like half of the actual line art animation shit done.To be fair I'm doing alot more frame-by-frame stuff in this one, but... still... brb killin myself

I JUST MADE AN AMAZING REALISATION



oh my god you guys
lol i make lots of pointless shitty newspost like once every 2 days, here's an obligatory screenshot from my new rape:

the best website in existance


RIP, first man on the moon

2012-08-25 19:45:00 by SpeedoSausage

You will not be forgotten, Buzz Aldrin <3

RIP, first man on the moon


EYEKAHRLEE

2012-08-23 09:37:40 by SpeedoSausage

pretty okay for a kids show, as can be seen below.
Makin' a new cartoon (though nothin' to do with iCarly because its shit), hopefully I can get it out before next wednesday when I have to go back to school :(

EYEKAHRLEE


MASTURBATING VIGOROUSLY TO MY LITTLE PONY

2012-08-18 19:32:41 by SpeedoSausage
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... is the tasteful subject matter for my new cartoon!
Watch it! Enjoy it! Suckle it.... Watch it on and subscribe to my YouTube channeeelll.... yeah.

Let's see, what else to say... in case you didn't read my last news post, I finally got my new microphone! You can hear how it sounds here

And lastly, I doubt anyone's noticed, but I took down my "HOT SEXY TWEENS IN BIKINIS" and "Skyrimjob" pictures. Mainly because they both sucked and Skyrimjob was just embarrassing. But you can still fap to my newest pic because that one actually required effort.

Wow, this newspost is full of stupid links. 2 more couldn't hurt? You can ask me questions on my Formspring and check out my shitty Drawception account. I'm also on DeviantART but I'm not linking you to that because DeviantART's gay. Ermmm, why did I suddenly decide to promote myself on every fucking website I exist on? Anyway, here's a pic of me post-bukkake with my new best celebrity friend who came over to my house and we played golf together:

MASTURBATING VIGOROUSLY TO MY LITTLE PONY


NEW MRCAFONE

2012-08-15 07:35:09 by SpeedoSausage

Lissssen

NEW MRCAFONE


SKYRIM. BOOBIES. MINECRAFT. MICROPHONE. FORMSPRING.

2012-08-11 11:07:06 by SpeedoSausage
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For such an appealing post title, this newspost ain't gonna' be that dramatic. I have a new cartoon out called SKYRIM-BOOBIES-MINECRAFT which does exactly what it says on the tin. You can also watch it on YouTube, it'd be cool if ya' did all the usual subscribbying and stuff.

I ordered my new microphone too, should arrive in about a week, could do one more shitty cartoon before it arrives

Also made a Formspring account and as you may be able to tell, I take my questions seriously. Ask some kesshuns sometime, ok? Now that all that is taken care of, here's free boob if you couldn't bother your arse to watch my cartoon

SKYRIM. BOOBIES. MINECRAFT. MICROPHONE. FORMSPRING.


400 fans

2012-07-26 14:06:14 by SpeedoSausage
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Anyone up for a 400-way orgy? I've got my costume ready.

400 fans



Anyone up for a good ol' fashioned spookin'? So firstly, I finished my, like, totally scary new flash SLENDERP. Ok, it isn't that scary, but you know it's based on a SCARY game, omfg, what are the odds of that? I also played Slender a little while ago when taking a little break from animating it... but yeah, it wasn't really that scary considering I've seen about 30 playthroughs of it.

As for actual terror, I read this Bongcheon-Dong Ghost Story last night for the first time and shit myself. It was 3am in the morning (I know it sounds cliche, but christ, it made one hell of a difference) and I've never seen that done before. The way they did it. Its a simple trick but yeesh. Don't wanna' spoil it in case you haven't seen it, ITS GREAT FUN.

Also, there's a collab going on which I'm contributing a fairly scary flash to, keep ya' eyes peeled for that within the next couple of weeks.
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In other nudes, you may or may not have noticed that my YouTube has FINALLY been updated with all the other shit that I've uploaded here. Don't want to sound like a begger here, but PLEASE! I BEG YOU! SUBSCRIBBY! But seriously, at some stage in the future I will be uploading junk to YouTube that won't be uploaded to Newgrounds, such as unfinished videos I made a while back which would obviously be more suited to YouTube than here (because I'll happily upload effortless shit to Youtube) So if you wanna' see a whole bunch of crap that you won't be able to see anywhere else (by anywhere else I mean here :/) you know what to do... subscribe!

Also contemplating opening up a Formspring account since everyone else is doing it, might be fun. I know every other flash animator seems to hate answering the "stupid" questions but I'll probably revel in it.


Is this a bug or what?

2012-07-13 20:17:02 by SpeedoSausage
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Being able to write reviews on my own content? Oh, and I just saw it was a one time glitchy ditchy doo. Just happened on the SOMEFING PURDY pic and nothing else. I mean obviously this wouldn't sway the pictures score or anything, but... alls I can see it being used for is to make amazing jokes like this:

Is this a bug or what?