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MERRY CHRISTMAS NEWGROUNDS, FROM SPEEDOSAUSAGE ROFL XOXOXOX

12/24/12 by SpeedoSausage
Updated 12/26/12

BIG POST AHOOOYYY

Firstly, most importantly - I made a new cartoon!!! You can watch it on YouTube below as well:

Subscribe too if ya want! Look, I'm saving you the trouble of having to click like twice to get to my channel, here u go pal!

So yeah, I made a Facebook fanpage recently, I'll be pretty much using that to post screenshots of cartoons I'm in the process of making, sharing things with ya that are actually worth you're fuckin' time (no "like dis page to help cure baby butt cancer it will cure the disease to get dis page 2 a million likes" type posts), maybe even share some unfinished videos and junk, we shall see in due time, my friends. So like it, I guess, to keep track of that stuff.

It's a Christmas miracle for me that PleaseDiePie has been doing so well! As well as getting the satisfying feeling that I'm not alone in hating his guts, I get a nice chuckle out of the "mature, well-thought-out" zero-star reviews (not tryin' to be a Cool To The Max Internet Troll here, I think anyone would heh) Another reason I'm glad is because its finally replaced Lollipop Chainsaw In A Nutshell as the "Best Of 2012" video in my All Movies section. Seriously, that vid was like the worst one I've ever made. Not kidding. Thats one of the vids that just leads people to post the "draw pr0nz" comment I get like 17 times a day.

Which brings me to my next point HEH (this post has been going on way too long already and theres more to go AAH) - I'm thinking of starting commissions. Would you be willing to pay a small, respectable fee for me to draw whatever you want? Then again, the "draw pr0nz" comments have kind of prepared for what most of these commission requests would be - as you can see I don't really object. I think simple 1-3 character pictures will suit me down to the ground, I tried to do a huge commission (right click, zoom in to see it at actual size) for Spazkid earlier in the year, but Flash crashed and totally corrupted the file when I got to the coloring stage, so I'd hate for that shit to happen again. If you guys think commissions would be fun, then I'll post proper details about it when my next FP-post comes around.

And finally, merry christmas and happy new year!!1!11!11 Really proud of all the shit I've achieved this year, submitted 17 (18 if you count the BeyBlade one which will hopefully be up soon) flashes to the portal and taken part in some way, shape or form in 5 more - and completing like 3 or 4 other flashes that are parts of collabs and are yet to be released! Amassed over 1900 fans here and over 40,000 subs on YT, shit's crazy. Even if like nearly all of them are from PleaseDiePie, I'm totally stoked all you guys think my shit is funny/sexy/retarded/whatever. Thank you guys. Here's to hoping 2013 will bring just as much joy!

oh...f.
Oh god.
I sound like a faggot. Shit. Fuck. bye


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SwagMuffinSwagMuffin

12/28/12

everyone knows posting twice on news posts is black

12/28/12 SpeedoSausage responds:

then you are black. g4u


VicariousEVicariousE

12/28/12

Dude, you feeling better since Boxing day? Chills and lower back pain are too mainstream :|

12/28/12 SpeedoSausage responds:

I'm all good, bro :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


RamUrMotherRamUrMother

12/27/12

"If it is so what you want, my prince"
LOL


Speedo, I will go without food for a week just to get artwork from you.

No artist makes me feel this way. Only you.

12/27/12 SpeedoSausage responds:

sweet to the max!!!!1!1!1!! #YOLO


RamUrMotherRamUrMother

12/26/12

Want to touch my Speedo with your Sausage?
heuheuheuheuheuheuh

12/27/12 SpeedoSausage responds:

If it is so what you want, my prince


LuisLuis

12/25/12

MEDIOCRE AT BEST. just how i like it.

12/25/12 SpeedoSausage responds:

i-i sware 2 god lois, i will tell tom on ur misbeehavur


DelamortesDelamortes

12/25/12

My favorite part about your videos is that most of them are so true, thanks for the awesomness this year.


Dude...Beyblade was so bad it was funny. I mean, it was marketing at it's worst, man. "IT DOES ALL THIS CRAP IN THE TV SHOW, WITH EPIC TORNADOES AND BURNING FIRE AND COOL DRAGONS AND LIONS, TIGERS AND BEARS (OH MY! LULZ!) BUT THEN YOU BUY IT IN REAL LIFE AND IT JUST SPIIIIIIINS!!!! SO AWESOOOOME!!!!"
Yeah...Right. Sad part is, half the kids on my block fell for it, getting the beyblades, the stadiums, all that crap. Except for that dude that was twice my age across the street. He liked Dragon Ballz.


holy freaking shit...
I always saw it like that,why are thous stupid trompos (spanish)so exciting to this dumbass...
TnX for puting my brain in the media shit hole

12/25/12 SpeedoSausage responds:

I... can't tell if that was positive or negative...


BinaryDoodBinaryDood

12/25/12

male genitalia

12/25/12 SpeedoSausage responds:

"dikfart"
- BinaryDood 2010-2012


bocodamondobocodamondo

12/25/12

i succeded to read this all, even with the fact that white text with black background rapes my eyes

12/25/12 SpeedoSausage responds:

I think white on black text is easier to read than black on white text :l


JonBroJonBro

12/25/12

FFFFFF y u hait pewdippy so muchh u should like when ppl scream rape and make money by fakng reactions 2 scary gaims i hate u hes agood guy

Translation: Your crowning 2012 satirical creation was like an early Christmas gift to the world. Thanks for that and have the best Christmas of all time.

12/25/12 SpeedoSausage responds:

Thanks, dude! My Christmas day has been EH so far lol better see what bad movies are on


VicariousEVicariousE

12/25/12

You've been a force of nature this year, and hope you have many more! Merry Christmas mein one-man band! May the farce be with you.

12/25/12 SpeedoSausage responds:

Thanks, may the buttfarts be with you


at least your not experienced

12/25/12 SpeedoSausage responds:

huh


NayruPKNayruPK

12/25/12

Haha Verry funny.

It was indeed a weird show.

But this and cardcaptor were the only fun thing to watch after school back in the years ;(

12/25/12 SpeedoSausage responds:

And Yu Gi Oh, too. That shit was just as bad, 'cept I bought into it lol


SwagMuffinSwagMuffin

12/24/12

i hope you die.
fuck you.
kill yourself.
just jump.
merry christmas

12/24/12 SpeedoSausage responds:

sgwmnufin


godyousuckgodyousuck

12/24/12

Unlike others, I'm glad you made it out of hate. Hate is so underrated these days.

12/24/12 SpeedoSausage responds:

lol your name really suits


nakedwalrusnakedwalrus

12/24/12

murry x-mas stud ;O

12/24/12 SpeedoSausage responds:

I CTRL+C'd "Merry Christmas!" for the last few messages

CTRL+V


CaptainNargCaptainNarg

12/24/12

You're one of my favorite artists on this site, everytime I see your intense highlights and shadows on your toons, my eyes queef a little.

12/24/12 SpeedoSausage responds:

Glad you like, man haha

Merry Christmas!


FuNaNdMoReFuNaNdMoRe

12/24/12

I showed one of my friends PleaseDiePie and we laughed like fucking idiots. That animation was gold, man. Definitely your best of 2012. Keep it up in the new year!

12/24/12 SpeedoSausage responds:

Thanks dude! Merry Christmas!


RyallenRyallen

12/24/12

You do make good videos, I will admit, and normally, I wouldn't mind the PewDiePie parody. I don't find him annoying, but I would have enjoyed it. But, you made it out of hatred. You didn't mean it as joke, you did it because you hated him and everyone like him. You made it to hurt them and get people to stop watching their videos. That is what ruined it for me. Not the name. Not the girlfriend joke. The purpose of the flash made it not funny. Just say that you made it as a joke. Just say that you don't mean it, and I will take all back. Say it truthfully, that you are not annoyed by their videos because you are not constantly looking them up to rip on them, and I will take it back.

12/24/12 SpeedoSausage responds:

I made it as a joke and I didn't mean it.


Twisted4000Twisted4000

12/24/12

I have no Christmas miracles :c

12/24/12 (Updated 12/24/12) SpeedoSausage responds:

The best present I'm getting this year is a pair of slippers. NOT EVERYTHING IS ALL SUNSHINES AND RAINBOWS FOR ME :C

But have a happy christmas anyways!


Merry Christmas!!!

12/24/12 SpeedoSausage responds:

Merry Christmas!


LuisLuis

12/24/12

i am mildly entertained for the year. thank you

12/24/12 SpeedoSausage responds:

i will kill u until ur dead


AkatsuaAkatsua

12/24/12

Post them rates for coms.

12/24/12 SpeedoSausage responds:

wha


I-smelI-smel

12/24/12

18 cartoons in a year is a FUCKING LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also this art is crazy

I think you could've done more with how this extreme sport is a couple o' retards pointing at shit n shouting nonsense, losin' their damn minds over a plastic bowl- like just zooming out n showing that would've bin funnier than the joke about how that black man was black.

but yknow whatev, the art was fuckin cool n the animation was good and the main joke was funny.

12/24/12 SpeedoSausage responds:

Yeah, in hindsight I wind up hating my cartoons lol
Well, its like I wish I did more extreme shouting, lightning effects, explosions and shit, I NEED TO STOP THINKING OF BETTER IDEAS ONCE I FINISH THE GOD DAMN THING.

But thanks ha


Five-IronFive-Iron

12/24/12

I enjoy your work, it's the cool style you use and it's finally getting the appreciation it deserves. I think you deserve at least 200 subscribers on youtube though.

12/24/12 SpeedoSausage responds:

only 200 :(


Happy Hanukkah to you too!

12/24/12 SpeedoSausage responds:

god dammit squeegiebutt


CatFatCatFat

12/24/12

Yeah man you should be proud! I've been saying how you've been utterly beasting it this year :P
It's honestly both baffling and inspiring to see how much you have produced in one year, keep it up dude! ;D

12/24/12 SpeedoSausage responds:

thanks dude